thenerinxhallsnitch

If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness.

“

—	A phrase that was carved on the walls of a concentration camp cell during WWII by a Jewish prisoner (via 3hanna)

burgrs:

pitycomes2late:

burgrs:

when ur at ur friends house helping them put away the dishes

*you’re *your

itsexclusive:

The best 10 seconds of your life.

richwhitelesbian:

ferretdog:

sharonosbourne:

Ariana Grande’s fucking brother

did anyone ever find out how they were in the same bathroom im genuinely curious

i did and im not telling you or anybody

diglettdevious:

This was worth the 6 seconds.

ferretdog:

orangemuses:

THE DREAM

I have like the same amount of doritos in my car

scene-killer:

this really is what adulthood is like

thebatteur:

once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried