ronaldtherapist:

Relevant

unclefather:

i feel safer knowing this criminal is off the streets and in jail

unclefather:

i feel safer knowing this criminal is off the streets and in jail

sexualfavours:

earthdad:

the rise and fall

I found my roommate’s twitter…

egobus:

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wow i really got around on the second day of school

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i met her once and I’ve never smoked anything

…I don’t even drink alcohol 

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i’m a socially awkward virgin and i’m 99% sure that wasn’t gospel music 

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i don’t even have her number????????????

peregrintoolc:

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

weedporndaily:

in a pinch
fraustrodamus:

My mum broke her wrist and didnt want to go to her dinner party with an ugly cast so I broke out some brushes and painted Van Gogh’s ” Starry night ” on it for her.

fraustrodamus:

My mum broke her wrist and didnt want to go to her dinner party with an ugly cast so I broke out some brushes and painted Van Gogh’s ” Starry night ” on it for her.

alilnugget:

Wow the nerve these moms have… Taking their children to the park.. I’m trying to smoke drugs here god